Apparently someone clicked on this site today because they searched (and I quote):
weird to walk into a bar alone with a girl has a squishy thing
Awesome.
On a related note…. Ladies, please, for your own safety, ALWAYS bring your squishy thing with you when you are out on the town alone. Yes, it’s true that some guys will find it weird, but first and foremost, it’s best to be protected.
